i wish pokemon were real cuz then instead of being a shitty blogger id be a shitty ace trainer who stands by the sider of the road wearing sunglasses and a trenchcoat waiting for 10 year olds to pass by so he can challenge them and still gets his ass kicked routinely
An anon of Jillian’s brought this to my attention
POKEMON SERIOUSLY STOP you are killing me perfect little baby gogoat uhg













